(Washington D.C) Benjamin Netanyahu, appearing before a historic joint session of the United States Congress announced his intention to run for the Republican Nomination for the 2016 Presidential campaign.
“All the current potential Republican candidates: Scott Walker, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Marco ‘The waterbottler’ Rubio and Rand Paul, Rick Perry lack the poise, temperament, balls and spine required to lead a country, let alone win an election. Let’s review the disappointing options:
Scott Walker flubs softball questions from the media – blames them for asking “gotcha” questions. Hey Walker guess what? A leader has to deftly answer difficult questions coming from more directions than Hamas rockets. Then he equates 100,000 political protestors in Wisconsin to ISIS?
Rand Paul creates parody social media accounts for Hilary Clinton. Because that’s what Presidential candidates with class do. (That’s sarcasm in case you are wondering)
Rick Perry is running even though he was dumb enough to get caught abusing his power.
Chris Christie – self-absorbed, thin-skinned, amateur, New Jersey tough guy wanna be.
Marco Rubio – Confuses Iran with Cuba on the map.
Let’s not forget Jeb Bush, an even worst public speaker than his brother George W. Bush. Jeb declares himself ‘his own man’ but hires all the advisors both his father and brother employed during their twelve years in office. Really?
These are the worst choices ever from the United States Republican party. So I say Fuck it. I will run, win and kick Hillary’s ass. Any objections? asked Netanyahu, plus I hear the take-out food options near the White House are superb.”
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