8 Slightly Probable Explanations for Putin’s Ten Day Disappearance

8 Slightly Probable Explanations for Putin's Ten Day Disappearance

8 Slightly Probable Explanations for Putin’s Ten Day Disappearance

1. Attended a combo Steve Buscemi/Pinterest crafting fantasy camp.

2. Attended a Costa Rican Yoga retreat.

3. Attended an immersive digital filmmaking class at UCLA.

4. Attended Ringling Bros Barnum Bailey Clown College.

5. Volunteer vacation with Habit for Humanity & Jimmy Carter.

6. Worked as an auxilary lifeguard in Fort Lauderdale for Spring Break.

7. Mandatory government sponsored 10 day sensitivity training led by Rudy Giuliani, Bill O’Reilly and the head of ISIS

8. Spent the time protesting Nestle Corporation’s global privatization of water efforts.

9. Spent the time in the Clinton’s upstate NY basement trying to hack their email server using his old KGP spy craft skills to delete the electronic erotic love letters he exchanged with both Hillary and Bill. Neither Bill nor Hillary knew Putin was corresponding with both of them.

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