1. Don’t let your husband’s side bimbos find out about it.
2. Leak details about the TPP agreement to distract the media and public.
3. Plant more seeds of racial and economic discontent in inner city America prompting riots, looting and Fox News to blame the problems on the lazy malcontent minorities for months. Oh Wait, Fox News doesn’t need any prompting to do this.
4. Show Bobby Jindal completely fictitious proof of the Muslim No Go Zone franchises popping up all over Europe.
5. Leak a selfie of your own ass with Bill (Spanky) O’Reilly’s red handprint on the both cheeks.
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