The Loch Ness Monster Responds to the Apple Maps Controversy

The Loch Ness Monster Answers 10 Questions

The Loch Ness Monster Answers 10 Questions

Yahoo reported that Apple Maps may have confirmed the existence of the Loch Ness Monster by capturing an satellite image of a creature they say is the Loch Ness Monster. I, Sativa Sue, a beautiful bud of marijuana who happens to publish interviews with inanimate objects like New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s Blue Fleece, President Obama’s Golf Putter and Vladimir Putin’s left nipple, invited the Loch Ness Monster for a 10 question Charlie Rose style sit down interview to discuss Apple Maps and more in my organic office. (more…)