Christie’s Bridegate Report Blames Putin, ObamaCare and Jimmy Carter for the GWB Traffic Jam

Chris Christie's Bridgegate Report Blames Putin, Obamacare and Jimmy Carter

Chris Christie's Bridgegate Report Blames Putin, Obamacare and Jimmy Carter

Combative New Jersey Governor Chris Christie released his own unbiased independent Bridgegate report produced by Gibson, Dunn, & Crutcher, a law firm his administration hired to investigate the George Washington Bridge Four Day Traffic Jam caused by the shutdown of three lanes on the entrance to the bridge.

Sativa Sue, a large beautiful bud of sativa marijuana and the only sativa marijuana plant that blogs for the satirical news site HarryBalls.com scored the first interview with Christie‚Äôs Bridgegate report. How does an inanimate object like a bud of sativa marijuana named Sue interview a bunch of papers bound together? Magic happens in the world of satirical fiction known as HarryBalls.com. (more…)