Hillary Clinton Hires Alec Baldwin and Chris Christie As Her Anger Management Advisors
Chappaqua, NY – (Busher Report) Hillary Clinton, the number one undeclared 2016 democratic Presidential candidate, has hired actor Alec Baldwin and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to serve as her anger management advisors.
Said Ms. Clinton, “While I may possess many of the personality ingredients expected of a United States President, in light of my recent meltdown on NPR’s Fresh Air with Terry Gross, it’s clear I need to work on being more rational, poised, calm and diplomatic when dealing with the lame stream media and absolutely everyone I come in contact with. While assassination worked for the Vince Foster situation, I am pretty sure I might get caught if I continue to take out any human who crosses me. The numbers just don’t work even if I use drones on US soil. (more…)
Officially Unofficial Chris Christie Bridgegate Executive Summary
Here are the conclusions and recommendations to the officially unofficial Bridgegate Report New Jersey Governor Chris Christie paid $1,000,000 of taxpayer money to clear his ass. You can read the complete interview with this same BridgeGate Report here conducted, Sativa Sue, a beautiful fragrant large bud of sativa marijuana.
1. Chris Christie runs a really, really, tight ship. (more…)
Chris Christie's Bridgegate Report Blames Putin, Obamacare and Jimmy Carter
Combative New Jersey Governor Chris Christie released his own unbiased independent Bridgegate report produced by Gibson, Dunn, & Crutcher, a law firm his administration hired to investigate the George Washington Bridge Four Day Traffic Jam caused by the shutdown of three lanes on the entrance to the bridge.
Sativa Sue, a large beautiful bud of sativa marijuana and the only sativa marijuana plant that blogs for the satirical news site HarryBalls.com scored the first interview with Christie’s Bridgegate report. How does an inanimate object like a bud of sativa marijuana named Sue interview a bunch of papers bound together? Magic happens in the world of satirical fiction known as HarryBalls.com. (more…)