Boehner Invites Netanyahu to Washington D.C. For A Mutually Beneficial Tanning Session
(Washington D.C) John Boehner, The United States tannest elected representative invited Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu to Washington D.C. to experience a mutually beneficial tanning session.
“Bibi (Netanyahu) is just looking too pasty, compared to me, these days. Doesn’t his pay check allow him to afford to store his own tanning machine in his office? I can lend him one of mine. Maybe he will let me open a tanning franchise on the Gaza strip?
I can show him how to get a tan without the lines, if he’s open minded,” stated Boehner.
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