Conspiracy Theorist Denies Olive Oil is Extra Virgin

Olive Oil

Olive Oil

NEW YORK – Guido da Vinci had always wondered how there could so much extra virgin olive oil in supermarkets across the world.

“I mean wherever I went in the world, I could find extra virgin olive oil. A lot of it. Finally, I thought: how could this be?”

“So I did some research on the internet. And I found that more than two-thirds of olive oil that is labeled as extra virgin isn’t really extra virgin. Some of it may be virgin, but lots of it isn’t virgin at all!” (more…)

Ten Video Games Putin Likely Played During His Ten Day Staycation

Ten Video Games Putin Was Playing During His Ten Day Vacation

Ten Video Games Putin Was Playing During His Ten Day Vacation

1. My Little Pony

2. Spring Bonus by Grey Alien Games (PC/MAC/Mobile) Match 3 Puzzle Game – Celebrating the arrival of Spring. (more…)

Chris Christie Blows the Competition Away in the HarryBalls.com Presidential Poll

Chris Christie Blows the Competition Away like a Category 3 Hurricane in the first HarryBalls.com Presidential Poll

Chris Christie Blows the Competition Away like a Category 3 Hurricane in the first HarryBalls.com Presidential Poll

(San Francisco, CA) HarryBalls.com, a satirical news site, published the results of their first political poll asking prospective self-loathing Republican voter’s one single question: (more…)

Kim Jong Un’s Open Job Offer to Amy Pascal, Formerly With SONY

Kim Jong Un’s Open Job Offer to Amy Pascal

Kim Jong Un’s Open Job Offer to Amy Pascal

Dear Ms. Pascal,

Hello. I hope this note finds you and your loved ones in great happiness, health and fully employed.

Oops. Sorry. I couldn’t help myself. Maybe I’m still a little upset about the accusation that my great country of North Korea orchestrated the hack of SONY Entertainment’s computer network that is more porous than NBC’s Brian William’s explanation of his lies about his 2003 Iraq helicopter experience. Alternatively perhaps I am an angry, spiteful, tyrannical ruler as Seth “I write all my movie scripts stoned out of my gourd which explains why they aren’t so funny” Rogen would have you believe. Either way I hope all is good with you. (more…)

Boehner Invites Kim Jong Un To Open for Benjamin Netanyahu

Boehner Invites Kim Jong Un To Open for Benjamin Netanyahu

Boehner Invites Kim Jong Un To Open for Benjamin Netanyahu

(Pyongyang, NK) North Korea’s gentle, kind and benevolent leader, Kim Jong Un excitedly reported receiving an invitation directly from the more honorable than a North Korean defector John Boehner, United States Speaker of the House of Representatives, to open for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in March before the United States Congress. (more…)

Facebook Will Ban Real News Except Fox. Will Only Allow Fake News to Appear

Facebook Will Ban Real News Except Fox News And Will Only Allow Fake News to Appear and Circulate

Facebook Will Ban Real News Except Fox News And Will Only Allow Fake News to Appear and Circulate

(Menlo Park, CA) – Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook’s young Dobbs Ferry, NY raised billionaire CEO, announced plans to bar real news from all media outlets except Fox News from appearing on both the Facebook web site and within the Facebook mobile application. Facebook will only allow folks to publish fake upbeat news with a untrue but humorous story. (more…)

Boehner Invites Netanyahu to Washington D.C. For A Mutually Beneficial Tanning Session

Boehner Invites Netanyahu to Washington D.C. For A Mutually Beneficial Tanning Session

Boehner Invites Netanyahu to Washington D.C. For A Mutually Beneficial Tanning Session

(Washington D.C) John Boehner, The United States tannest elected representative invited Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu to Washington D.C. to experience a mutually beneficial tanning session.

“Bibi (Netanyahu) is just looking too pasty, compared to me, these days. Doesn’t his pay check allow him to afford to store his own tanning machine in his office? I can lend him one of mine. Maybe he will let me open a tanning franchise on the Gaza strip?

I can show him how to get a tan without the lines, if he’s open minded,” stated Boehner.

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Chuck Hagel Warns ISIS Well Funded by the Military Industrial Complex

Chuck Hagel Warns ISIS Well Funded … by the Military Industrial Complex

Chuck Hagel Warns ISIS Well Funded … by the Military Industrial Complex

(Busher Report) – Washington, DC. – Chuck Hagel, United States Secretary of Defense warned today that ISIS is “beyond anything we have ever seen before”. (more…)

Top Economists Call for World War III to Save Economy

Top Economists Call for World War III to Save Economy

Top Economists Call for World War III to Save Economy


By Dan Geddes, The Satirist

WASHINGTON – Several leading economists have recently called for a new major war as the best means to solve the world’s six-year old economic crisis.

Nobel-nominated economist Karl Strauss of the University of Chicago stated: “Major war is the time-honored cure for economic stagnation.”

Strauss elaborated: “War is an important variable within geopolitical game theory. Ideally, the President would choose a war that would cause perpetual–yet controlled–wars, such as those described in George Orwell’s 1984. Controlled wars are the best wars for the long-term health of the economy, as well as for maintaining national unity.” (more…)

Ronaldo Apologizes to United States Soccer Fans: Didn’t Mean to Send the Perfect Cross

Cristiano Ronaldo Apologizes to United States Soccer Fans: Didn’t Mean to Send the Perfect Cross

Cristiano Ronaldo Apologizes to United States Soccer Fans: Didn’t Mean to Send the Perfect Cross

Sao Paola, Brazil (Busher Report) – Two days after Portugal’s improbable goal scored in the very last second of the extended injury time against the United States in footballs World Cup Group G action Sunday Christian Ronaldo issued the following apology to United States football fans: (more…)

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