Chuck Lorre Announces Two and a Half Spidermen: Maguire, Garfield and Troyer to Star

Chuck Lorre Announces Two and a Half Spidermen:  Maguire, Garfield and Troyer to Star

Chuck Lorre Announces Two and a Half Spidermen: Maguire, Garfield and Troyer to Star

Los Angeles, CA (Busher Report) – Chuck Lorre, successful writer m& producer of the many hit television comedies like Rosanne, Two and A Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, Mom, Mike & Molly, Dharma & Greg, Cybil, and Grace Under Fire unveiled Two and A Half Spidermen, a full length film version of the hit sitcom currently starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher. Mr. Lorre describes Two and One Half Spidermen as an action buddy superhero comedy inspired by the movies Midnight Run, 48 Hours, Bad Santa and Spiderman. (more…)

Drudge Report Will Back Hillary Clinton’s 2016 Presidential Campaign

Drudge Report Will Back Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign

Drudge Report Will Back Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign

Miami, Florida (Busher Report) – Matt Drudge, owner of The Drudge Report, most famous for breaking the Monica Lewinsky Bill Clinton BJ in the Oval office story, declared his plans to throw 150% of his site’s support and traffic to make sure Hillary Clinton becomes the next and first female president of the United States. (more…)

Washington DC NFL Franchise Change Their Nickname to Crackers

Washington DC NFL Franchise Change Their Nickname to Crackers

Washington DC NFL Franchise Change Their Nickname to Crackers

Washington, DC (Busher Report) – Daniel Snyder, owner of the National Football League’s Washington franchise, announced their new nickname, “As of today the Washington DC NFL franchise will be known as the Washington DC Crackers. As soon as the very first person shared their constructive feedback about our previous name we knew we had to act quickly to find a new nickname. We immediately hired a top flight branding consultant to help us find a new identity. After this careful and thorough naming process we concluded the name ‘crackers’ best reflects the Washington DC Capitol Hill residents who are our most important constituents. Some folks prefer crackers with cheese others prefer pate but not matter what everyone loves crackers!


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After A Change of Heart, Dick Cheney Admits He Failed to Proof Read His WSJ Op-Ed Piece

After A Change of Heart, Dick Cheney Admits He Failed to Proof Read His WSJ Op-Ed Piece

After A Change of Heart, Dick Cheney Admits He Failed to Proof Read His WSJ Op-Ed Piece

Jackson Hole, Wyoming (Busher Report) – Former United States Vice President Dick Cheney admitted the op-ed piece he co-authored Liz, was way off and in poor taste. Said Cheney, “My straight politically ambitious daughter Liz and I thank everyone, even Fox News, for all the constructive feedback about the Wall Street Journal op-ed we penned together. You see, the only way my daughter Liz can get attention from anyone is to co-write op-eds and other works of fiction with me, a former Vice President of the United States. She wrote the whole thing and quite frankly I forgot to proofread it before we sent it off to the WSJ editorial staff. “ (more…)

President Obama Admits He Ordered the Capture of the Prime Benghazi Suspect to Help Hillary Clinton’s Book Tour

President Obama Admits He Ordered the Capture of Prime Benghazi Suspect to Help Hillary Clinton’s Book Tour

President Obama Admits He Ordered the Capture of Prime Benghazi Suspect to Help Hillary Clinton’s Book Tour

Washington, DC (Busher Report) President Barack Obama acknowledged Fox News was right when they suggested that he ordered the capture of the prime suspect in the Benghazi incident purely to help boost Hillary Clinton’s book sales and presidential prospects.

“Everyone knows I owe Hillary a big favor for stepping aside in the 2008 Presidential campaign which cleared my path to the White House. I couldn’t sic the IRS on the Benghazi suspect because a. he’s not an American citizen and b. I have to limit my contact with the IRS right now, besides they would probably lose my email instructions anyway. Fox News really has my back.“ (more…)

Koch Brothers Enlist Rachel Maddow To Lead Their New Mid Term SuperPAC

Koch Bros Enlist Rachel Maddow To Lead Their New Mid Term SuperPAC

Koch Bros Enlist Rachel Maddow To Lead Their New Mid Term SuperPAC

Wichita, Kansas (Busher Report) David and Charles Koch formed a new SuperPAc called the Freedom Partners Action Fund and immediately appointed MSNBC talking head Rachel Maddow to lead the distribution of SuperPac’s political funds.

“We feel Ms. Maddow’s knowledge of our, (The Koch Bros) true intentions surpasses no one. She’s a clear, crisp articulate communicator of unrealistic theories involving myself and my brother David. Who better to help us influence the future of our political operations to benefit our shareholders and the uber rich than Rachel?,” explained Charles Koch.

“Everyone knows I love the Koch Bros! I mention them all the time on my show. I will do anything and I really mean anything to help them achieve their objectives. As long as their shareholders and bank accounts are happy, than I am happy.

John Busher authored this satirical post. If you appreciate this kind of humor and would like to support Mr. Busher you can buy one or all of his short satirical ebooks he self published through a service called Smashwords for $1.99 each so he can pay his bills while he writes a full length satirical novel called “America’s Next Puppet Regime”. You can read the books on pretty much all electronic devices – PC, Kindle, iPad, Nook etc.

1. Donny The Drone’s Terrific Guide to American Exceptionalism.

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Dick Cheney Tells Dick Cheney: I told You Iraq Would Disintegrate Without Saddam Hussein

Jackson Hole, Wyoming (Busher Report) The 1994 version of Dick Cheney reminded the 2014 version of Dick Cheney of his thoughts about Iraq should Saddam Hussein retire from leading Iraq, “The current Iraq ISIS in situation validates my opinion captured in this 1994 video from the American Enterprise Institute that Iraq would be a complete chaotic mess without Saddam Hussein.” (more…)

Hillary Clinton Hires Actor Alec Baldwin and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie as Her Anger Management Counselors

Hillary Clinton Hires Alec Baldwin and Chris Christie As Her Anger Management Advisors

Hillary Clinton Hires Alec Baldwin and Chris Christie As Her Anger Management Advisors

Chappaqua, NY – (Busher Report) Hillary Clinton, the number one undeclared 2016 democratic Presidential candidate, has hired actor Alec Baldwin and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to serve as her anger management advisors.

Said Ms. Clinton, “While I may possess many of the personality ingredients expected of a United States President, in light of my recent meltdown on NPR’s Fresh Air with Terry Gross, it’s clear I need to work on being more rational, poised, calm and diplomatic when dealing with the lame stream media and absolutely everyone I come in contact with. While assassination worked for the Vince Foster situation, I am pretty sure I might get caught if I continue to take out any human who crosses me. The numbers just don’t work even if I use drones on US soil. (more…)

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