A Bud Of Sativa Marijuana Named Sue Interviews The World Cup Trophy
(Busher Report) Welcome to the virtual world of Sativa Sue, a beautiful, giant, fragrant bud of sativa marijuana that happens to blog. Some folks called me, Sativa Sue, the Barbara Walters of inanimate objects thanks to my in depth no questions asked interviews with non human things like the Loch Ness Monster, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s Blue Fleece jacket, President Obama’s golf putter, Vladimir Putin’s left nipple, and interviews with words like “Nowhere” and “Oligarchy.”
I am super excited because one of my favorite sporting events, The FIFA World Cup, starts this week in Brazil. The international organization known as FIFA produces The World Cup sporting event which pits the top 32 countries playing the sport most everyone calls football (American’s call it “soccer”) to win the grand prize, a fairly large trophy called “The World Cup”. I am psyched because I, Sativa Sue, scored an exclusive interview with the actual “World Cup” trophy. (more…)
Peter Diinklage, one of the stars of Game Of Thrones describes all three previous seasons in this funny 45 second video clip.
The Word Oligarchy Angrily Responds To The FCC's New Net Neutraility Plans
The FCC recently announced plans to introduce new neutrality rules that some folks feel are the opposite of neutral. This week, the word “oligarchy” angrily contacted me, Sativa Sue, the only beautiful giant blogging bud of sativa marijuana, to demand that we publish its thoughts on what it, the word Oligarchy, calls these troublesome net neutrality developments.
How does a bud of sativa marijuana interview a word? Magic happens in the world of fiction known as HarryBalls.com (more…)
The Loch Ness Monster Answers 10 Questions
Yahoo reported that Apple Maps may have confirmed the existence of the Loch Ness Monster by capturing an satellite image of a creature they say is the Loch Ness Monster. I, Sativa Sue, a beautiful bud of marijuana who happens to publish interviews with inanimate objects like New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s Blue Fleece, President Obama’s Golf Putter and Vladimir Putin’s left nipple, invited the Loch Ness Monster for a 10 question Charlie Rose style sit down interview to discuss Apple Maps and more in my organic office. (more…)
Chris Christie's Bridgegate Report Blames Putin, Obamacare and Jimmy Carter
Combative New Jersey Governor Chris Christie released his own unbiased independent Bridgegate report produced by Gibson, Dunn, & Crutcher, a law firm his administration hired to investigate the George Washington Bridge Four Day Traffic Jam caused by the shutdown of three lanes on the entrance to the bridge.
Sativa Sue, a large beautiful bud of sativa marijuana and the only sativa marijuana plant that blogs for the satirical news site HarryBalls.com scored the first interview with Christie’s Bridgegate report. How does an inanimate object like a bud of sativa marijuana named Sue interview a bunch of papers bound together? Magic happens in the world of satirical fiction known as HarryBalls.com. (more…)
Daniel Larison, a writer for The American Conservative and Politico, wrote a post about Florida Senator Marco Rubio suggesting in the sub head that “Marco Rubio is going nowhere”. I, Sativa Sue, a beautiful fragrant bud of Sativa Marjiuana interviewed the concept “Nowhere” to get its thoughts on Marco Rubio’s future. (more…)
A Bud of Sativa Marijuana-Interviews-Vladimir Putins-Left-Nipple
Hello reader. You are looking at words written by a well-adjusted beautiful bud of sativa marijuana, the strain of pot that some folks prefer for its ability to help them unleash their inner mad creative genius. My parents named me Sativa Sue and I earn extra income by conducting and publishing satirical interviews with inanimate objects in the news for HarryBalls.com. Crazy Harry and his team published my first exclusive piece where I quizzed President Obama’s Golf Putter about the United States’ reaction to Russia’s incursion into the Crimean peninsula-part of the Ukraine.
Shortly after the putter piece hit the electronic newsstands, the left nipple of Russia’s President Vladimir Putin personally contacted me via Twitter to offer its own perspective to Obama’s putter’s comments. (more…)
A Sativa Marijuana Bud Interviews President Obamas Putter
The demented Harry Balls editorial team invited me, Sativa Sue, a well-adjusted & beautiful fragrant bud of sativa marijuana, to guest write this post. President Obama held a press conference Friday to address the Russian mini invasion of its former satellite country, the Ukraine. I invited President Obama’s golf putter to address questions our audience emailed to us about the situation. (more…)
Chris Christie's Blue Fleece Interviews SOTUS
Yo! My name is Fleece. Blue fleece. But you should call me Mr. Blue. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie wore me during the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy when he “conspired” with President Barack Obama to sabotage Mitt Romney’s Presidential campaign by reaching across the aisle to “cooperate” with Obama as they jointly surveyed the damage and comforted victims of the hurricane. Imagine a sitting Governor cooperating with the President of the United States to help citizens recover from a major natural disaster. What a horror! (that’s sarcasm, you fuck) Who the freak does he think he is? (more…)
Dolores the RFP Delivery Drone from Bionic Advertising Systems
Hello. The unhinged HarryBalls.com editorial team secured the first exclusive interview with Bionic Advertising System’s new RFP Drone named Dolores. Bionic Ad Systems, a division of NextMark, offers programmatic digital media planning and sales solutions.
1. HarryBalls.com: Hello Dolores. How does it feel to be the first RFP Drone interviewed by the HarryBalls editorial team?
Dolores the RFP Drone: Thank you for the honor. If I could blush, I’d be blushing right now.
2. HarryBalls.com: How did you connect with Bionic Advertising Systems? Did you respond to an ad on Craigslist, Linkedin, or the Clickz Job Board? Did you work with a recruiter? (more…)