Kim Jong Un’s Open Job Offer to Amy Pascal, Formerly With SONY

Kim Jong Un’s Open Job Offer to Amy Pascal

Kim Jong Un’s Open Job Offer to Amy Pascal

Dear Ms. Pascal,

Hello. I hope this note finds you and your loved ones in great happiness, health and fully employed.

Oops. Sorry. I couldn’t help myself. Maybe I’m still a little upset about the accusation that my great country of North Korea orchestrated the hack of SONY Entertainment’s computer network that is more porous than NBC’s Brian William’s explanation of his lies about his 2003 Iraq helicopter experience. Alternatively perhaps I am an angry, spiteful, tyrannical ruler as Seth “I write all my movie scripts stoned out of my gourd which explains why they aren’t so funny” Rogen would have you believe. Either way I hope all is good with you. (more…)

Kim Jong Un Fires Pete Carroll, Hires Seth Rogen As The Seahawks Head Coach

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(Pyongyang, North Korea) – Kim Jon Un, North Korea’s humble and benevolent shepherd and the new owner of the Seattle Seahawks as of midnight February 2nd, relieved Pete Carroll of his head coaching duties and replaced him with Seth Rogen, comedic filmmaker extraordinaire. (more…)

Kim Jong Un’s 8 Email Etiquette Tips for SONY Employees

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Kim Jong Un-Email-Etiquette-Tips

Hello from Pyongyang! I am Kim Jong Un, North Korean’s supreme yet humble leader and the accused mastermind of the SONY Entertainment cyber hacking. Am I the only one who sees the irony in the uproar caused by the SONY hacking situation considering of all the information Edward Snowden shared with the media about the United States’ global espionage efforts defending red white and blue freedom? (more…)

North Korea Hijacks HarryBalls.com, Offers To Stream “The Interview”

North Korea Takes Over HarryBalls.com

North Korea Takes Over HarryBalls.com

 
First SONY. Now HarryBalls.com.
 
Let me introduce myself. My name is Bo Kim. I am one of the 1.8 North Korean cyber warriors or one of the 1,800,000,000 NK cyber warriors if you are to believe the military industrial cyber complex. In addition to the SONY network invasion, the humble, freedom loving country called North Korea hacked and now owns HarryBalls.com, the ultimate symbol of western capitalism, known to a super select group of users as an irreverent news and information about apps, games, funny videos and humor. North Korea’s bionic and stout leader, Kim Jong-un will post messages to the world using the HarryBalls.com platform. Here’s his first message: (more…)