This Week in Poly Ticks by Will Durst

Political Humor By Will Durst

Political Humor By Will Durst


Political Humor by Will Durst

And now for your weekly update in the world of poly ticks.

Run for your lives, people, because it’s complete chaos out there. In the pre-summer rush to wrangle positive press; current presidential candidates, potential presidential candidates, former presidential candidates, former presidents, and current presidents are viciously competing for track space in a freakish spectacle of careening into walls and spinning out of control like souped- up bumper cars during a power surge. To say it is not a pretty sight is similar to intimating that encountering hot oily transmission parts in the bowels of your sleeping bag is not an optimal proposition. (more…)

Proxy Rematch – Humor by Will Durst

Proxy Rematch Humor By Will Durst

Proxy Rematch Humor By Will Durst

Humor By Will Durst

Might want to stuff your pants pockets with sand and hang onto the rail as the ship of state lurches towards the distinct possibility that the election to next command the helm will be between Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton. The brother versus the wife. Sounds like a probate lawsuit.

This promises to be a fabulous development for comedians everywhere, precipitating the resurrection of all our 1992 Bush/ Clinton material. It’s the green thing to do. Recycling meets nostalgia. Together again for the very first time. A rematch by proxy. Now, if only we could coax Ross Perot back into the fray. (more…)

5 Apps Obama & Netanyahu Can Use to Improve Their Relationship

5 Apps Obama & Netanyahu Can Use to Improve Their Relationship

5 Apps Obama & Netanyahu Can Use to Improve Their Relationship

Israeli and American leaders have had closer relationships in the past than the current commanders, President Obama and Benjamin Netanyahu. The crazy HarryBalls.com editorial team created this list of apps Barry and Bibi can use to improve their relationsip. (more…)

Ten Video Games Putin Likely Played During His Ten Day Staycation

Ten Video Games Putin Was Playing During His Ten Day Vacation

Ten Video Games Putin Was Playing During His Ten Day Vacation

1. My Little Pony

2. Spring Bonus by Grey Alien Games (PC/MAC/Mobile) Match 3 Puzzle Game – Celebrating the arrival of Spring. (more…)

10 Questions for Hillary Clinton about Her Private Email System

10 Questions for Hillary Clinton about Her Private Email System.

10 Questions for Hillary Clinton about Her Private Email System.

10 Questions For Hillary Clinton About Her Email Situation

Here are 10 Questions for Hillary Clinton about Her Private Email System. (more…)

SNL Hillary Clinton Email Parody – Kate McKinnon

SNL  Hillary Clinton Email Funny Video Parody with Kate McKinnon

SNL Hillary Clinton Email Funny Video Parody with Kate McKinnon

Kate Mckinnon, one of Saturday Night Live’s current stars, parodies Hillary Clinton’s special email situation in this funny video from last nights SNL show hosted by Chris Hemsworth.



Hillary Clinton’s 10 Email Storage Tips for Transparent Politicians

Hillary Clinton Email Storage Tips for Transparent Politicians

Hillary Clinton Email Storage Tips for Transparent Politicians

1. Avoid maintaining your own email storage server in your basement next to the dead bodies. If possible move the bodies.

2. Don’t use an obvious domain like yourlastnameemail.com

3. Privatize your email domain registry. This usually costs $7 to $14 US annually.

4. Regarding the bodies from number tip #1 above – use a high end furnace rather than a wood chipper.

5. When in doubt delete, delete, delete.



6. Remember rules are made to be broken.

7. Consider placing the email server right in the room you most commonly use to entertain your guests. Possible game for guests – Guess how many emails deleted today. Offer a door prize.

8. Use invisible ink when crafting your emails.

9. If your minions orchestrate any traffic lane schedule changes on major metropolitan bridges definitely instruct them via email to refrain from communicating with each other using email.

10. Sign up for the Hillary Clinton Email Storage Service for Transparent Politicians. No questions asked. Only $19.99 per month if you sign a four year contract. We now accept bitcoin.



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Benjamin Netanyahu Announces Plans to Run for the Republican Nomination in the 2016 United States Presidential Election

Netanyahu

Netanyahu

(Washington D.C) Benjamin Netanyahu, appearing before a historic joint session of the United States Congress announced his intention to run for the Republican Nomination for the 2016 Presidential campaign. (more…)

Message, Message. Who’s Got the Message? Humor by Will Durst

Humor By Will Durst

Humor By Will Durst

Will Durst contributed this column to HarryBalls.com.

Don’t look now, but the Democratic Party is undergoing an identity crisis of such monumental proportions, the Dissociative Identity Disorder people have called and are requesting artifacts for their Hall of Fame. Going to put Obama’s basketball hoop right next to Sally Field’s purple crayon. (more…)

Up Is Down By Will Durst

Up is Down by Will Durst

Up Is Down by Will Durst

By Will Durst

Best be advised to sit down, pour yourself a beer and take a deep breath. Because you’re about to hear something that will change your life. Forever. Are you relaxed? Good, because everything you know is wrong. Ain’t that always the way. Just when we think we have it all figured out, somebody comes along with information suggesting we’re so off the mark, we might have taken the neighbor’s car to work, slept with our cousin and brushed our teeth with kitchen cleanser. (more…)

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