Kind of sad being forced to watch the death struggle of these modern- day dinosaurs. Responsible parents should keep their kids from peering over the Plexiglas railing into the tar pits below to see the huge lumbering antediluvian beasts frenziedly dig themselves deeper into the sticky morass that is gay marriage. Not a sight for the queasy or squeamish. (more…)
(San Francisco, CA) HarryBalls.com, a satirical news site, published the results of their first political poll asking prospective self-loathing Republican voter’s one single question: (more…)
1. What would Olivia Pope advise me to do in this situation?
2. Frank Underwood murdered two people on his way to the Presidency so this should be a piece of cake.
3. Can you tell I practiced this smile all weekend?
4. I wonder if I can use this photo on the cover of my memoir? (more…)
By Dan Geddes, The Satirist
WASHINGTON – Several leading economists have recently called for a new major war as the best means to solve the world’s six-year old economic crisis.
Nobel-nominated economist Karl Strauss of the University of Chicago stated: “Major war is the time-honored cure for economic stagnation.”
Strauss elaborated: “War is an important variable within geopolitical game theory. Ideally, the President would choose a war that would cause perpetual–yet controlled–wars, such as those described in George Orwell’s 1984. Controlled wars are the best wars for the long-term health of the economy, as well as for maintaining national unity.” (more…)
Miami, Florida (Busher Report) – Matt Drudge, owner of The Drudge Report, most famous for breaking the Monica Lewinsky Bill Clinton BJ in the Oval office story, declared his plans to throw 150% of his site’s support and traffic to make sure Hillary Clinton becomes the next and first female president of the United States. (more…)
Jackson Hole, Wyoming (Busher Report) – Former United States Vice President Dick Cheney admitted the op-ed piece he co-authored Liz, was way off and in poor taste. Said Cheney, “My straight politically ambitious daughter Liz and I thank everyone, even Fox News, for all the constructive feedback about the Wall Street Journal op-ed we penned together. You see, the only way my daughter Liz can get attention from anyone is to co-write op-eds and other works of fiction with me, a former Vice President of the United States. She wrote the whole thing and quite frankly I forgot to proofread it before we sent it off to the WSJ editorial staff. “ (more…)
President Obama Admits He Ordered the Capture of the Prime Benghazi Suspect to Help Hillary Clinton’s Book Tour
Washington, DC (Busher Report) President Barack Obama acknowledged Fox News was right when they suggested that he ordered the capture of the prime suspect in the Benghazi incident purely to help boost Hillary Clinton’s book sales and presidential prospects.
“Everyone knows I owe Hillary a big favor for stepping aside in the 2008 Presidential campaign which cleared my path to the White House. I couldn’t sic the IRS on the Benghazi suspect because a. he’s not an American citizen and b. I have to limit my contact with the IRS right now, besides they would probably lose my email instructions anyway. Fox News really has my back.“ (more…)
Wichita, Kansas (Busher Report) David and Charles Koch formed a new SuperPAc called the Freedom Partners Action Fund and immediately appointed MSNBC talking head Rachel Maddow to lead the distribution of SuperPac’s political funds.
“We feel Ms. Maddow’s knowledge of our, (The Koch Bros) true intentions surpasses no one. She’s a clear, crisp articulate communicator of unrealistic theories involving myself and my brother David. Who better to help us influence the future of our political operations to benefit our shareholders and the uber rich than Rachel?,” explained Charles Koch.
“Everyone knows I love the Koch Bros! I mention them all the time on my show. I will do anything and I really mean anything to help them achieve their objectives. As long as their shareholders and bank accounts are happy, than I am happy.
John Busher authored this satirical post. If you appreciate this kind of humor and would like to support Mr. Busher you can buy one or all of his short satirical ebooks he self published through a service called Smashwords for $1.99 each so he can pay his bills while he writes a full length satirical novel called “America’s Next Puppet Regime”. You can read the books on pretty much all electronic devices – PC, Kindle, iPad, Nook etc.
Jackson Hole, Wyoming (Busher Report) The 1994 version of Dick Cheney reminded the 2014 version of Dick Cheney of his thoughts about Iraq should Saddam Hussein retire from leading Iraq, “The current Iraq ISIS in situation validates my opinion captured in this 1994 video from the American Enterprise Institute that Iraq would be a complete chaotic mess without Saddam Hussein.” (more…)
The FCC recently announced plans to introduce new neutrality rules that some folks feel are the opposite of neutral. This week, the word “oligarchy” angrily contacted me, Sativa Sue, the only beautiful giant blogging bud of sativa marijuana, to demand that we publish its thoughts on what it, the word Oligarchy, calls these troublesome net neutrality developments.
How does a bud of sativa marijuana interview a word? Magic happens in the world of fiction known as HarryBalls.com (more…)