Officially Unofficial Chris Christie Bridgegate Executive Summary
Here are the conclusions and recommendations to the officially unofficial Bridgegate Report New Jersey Governor Chris Christie paid $1,000,000 of taxpayer money to clear his ass. You can read the complete interview with this same BridgeGate Report here conducted, Sativa Sue, a beautiful fragrant large bud of sativa marijuana.
1. Chris Christie runs a really, really, tight ship. (more…)
Chris Christie's Bridgegate Report Blames Putin, Obamacare and Jimmy Carter
Combative New Jersey Governor Chris Christie released his own unbiased independent Bridgegate report produced by Gibson, Dunn, & Crutcher, a law firm his administration hired to investigate the George Washington Bridge Four Day Traffic Jam caused by the shutdown of three lanes on the entrance to the bridge.
Sativa Sue, a large beautiful bud of sativa marijuana and the only sativa marijuana plant that blogs for the satirical news site HarryBalls.com scored the first interview with Christie’s Bridgegate report. How does an inanimate object like a bud of sativa marijuana named Sue interview a bunch of papers bound together? Magic happens in the world of satirical fiction known as HarryBalls.com. (more…)
Obama's Putter Announces New Russian Sanctions
Today in Brussels, President Obama’s golf putter announced new sanctions the world will impose on Vladimir Putin and his Russian cronies.
1. Must dry Madonna’s hairy right underarms with their tongues. (more…)
HBO released this teaser trailer for the third season of VEEP, one of the best political satires of all time. VEEP stars Julia Louis-Dreyfus as United States Vice President Selina Meyer who contemplates running for the Presidency. VEEP also stars Anna Chlumsky, Tony Hale, Reid Scott, Timothy Simons, Matt Walsh, and Sufe Bradshow. Gary Cole and Kevin Dunn appear in some of the episodes. Its a pretty, pretty, pretty funny show.
Ms. Dreyfuss won the Best Actress in a Comedy Emmy and Mr. Hale won the Best Supporting Actor Emmy last season. Season 3 hits your TV April 6th.
Daniel Larison, a writer for The American Conservative and Politico, wrote a post about Florida Senator Marco Rubio suggesting in the sub head that “Marco Rubio is going nowhere”. I, Sativa Sue, a beautiful fragrant bud of Sativa Marjiuana interviewed the concept “Nowhere” to get its thoughts on Marco Rubio’s future. (more…)
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Hello reader. You are looking at words written by a well-adjusted beautiful bud of sativa marijuana, the strain of pot that some folks prefer for its ability to help them unleash their inner mad creative genius. My parents named me Sativa Sue and I earn extra income by conducting and publishing satirical interviews with inanimate objects in the news for HarryBalls.com. Crazy Harry and his team published my first exclusive piece where I quizzed President Obama’s Golf Putter about the United States’ reaction to Russia’s incursion into the Crimean peninsula-part of the Ukraine.
Shortly after the putter piece hit the electronic newsstands, the left nipple of Russia’s President Vladimir Putin personally contacted me via Twitter to offer its own perspective to Obama’s putter’s comments. (more…)
Joe Biden partnered with the Conan O’Brien Communication’s team to produce this funny video ad of the 2016 Presidential Campaign. Here’s his tagline: “There’s No Compelling Reason Not To Vote For the Opposite His Opponent.”
Chris Christie's Blue Fleece Interviews SOTUS
Yo! My name is Fleece. Blue fleece. But you should call me Mr. Blue. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie wore me during the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy when he “conspired” with President Barack Obama to sabotage Mitt Romney’s Presidential campaign by reaching across the aisle to “cooperate” with Obama as they jointly surveyed the damage and comforted victims of the hurricane. Imagine a sitting Governor cooperating with the President of the United States to help citizens recover from a major natural disaster. What a horror! (that’s sarcasm, you fuck) Who the freak does he think he is? (more…)
Obama And Castro Exchange Secret Santa Gifts
President Barack Obama and Cuban President Raul Castro announced the exchange of secret Santa gifts during the memorial services for the recently deceased Nelson Mandela.
President Obama Gave Castro the actors Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan.
Raul Castro Gave President Obama a called “Suppressing Your Citizens Inalienable Rights for Dummies”
American Exceptionalism, Deemed Non-Essential, Fuloughed By the US Gov't
Every American politicians’ favorite concept, American Exceptionalism, stopped by the HarryBalls.com virtual offices to share its thoughts on the current dysfunctional gridlock in Washington, DC. (more…)