This Week in Poly Ticks by Will Durst

Political Humor By Will Durst

Political Humor By Will Durst


Political Humor by Will Durst

And now for your weekly update in the world of poly ticks.

Run for your lives, people, because it’s complete chaos out there. In the pre-summer rush to wrangle positive press; current presidential candidates, potential presidential candidates, former presidential candidates, former presidents, and current presidents are viciously competing for track space in a freakish spectacle of careening into walls and spinning out of control like souped- up bumper cars during a power surge. To say it is not a pretty sight is similar to intimating that encountering hot oily transmission parts in the bowels of your sleeping bag is not an optimal proposition. (more…)

5 Tips from Hillary Clinton For Hiding a 2nd Private Email Account

5 Tips from Hillary Clinton For Hiding a 2nd Private Email Account

5 Tips from Hillary Clinton For Hiding a 2nd Private Email Account

1. Don’t let your husband’s side bimbos find out about it.

2. Leak details about the TPP agreement to distract the media and public. (more…)

Bobby Jindal Announces Presidential Muslim No Go Zone

Bobby Jindal Announces Presidential Muslim No Go Zone

Bobby Jindal Announces Presidential Muslim No Go Zone

“It seems like Muslim No Go Zones are popping up everywhere. There are at least 11 in the UK, 12 in France, 15 in Spain, 24 in Germany, 37 in Italy, 44 in Greece, 17 in Canada, 63 in Mexico. It’s almost like they are franchising. Maybe they are,” explained Governor Bobby Jindal. (more…)

Tom Brady Taran Killiam Deflategate SNL Weekend Update

Tom Brady Deflategate SNL Weekend Update

Tom Brady Deflategate SNL Weekend Update

Tom Brady (Taran Killam) visits the SNL Weekend Update News Desk to comment on deflateGate scandal in this funny Saturday Night Live video. (more…)

Crazy Cruzy Humor by Will Durst

Crazy Cruzy

Crazy Cruzy

Humor by Will Durst

Winter is over! Winter is over! Excuse the jubilation, but we ink- stained wretches love the ritual excitement that occurs every spring- before- the Big Quadrennial with the first sighting of a red nose popping out of the presidential wannabe clown car.

This seasonal harbinger is Ted Cruz who announced his candidacy for the highest office of the land. Throwing his 10 gallon hat into the ring at Liberty University, Cruz spoke to an assembly of students whose attendance was required. Mandatory attendance at Liberty University. Sounds like definition of the word “freedom” is fairly fluid for the matriculators of the Jerry Falwell founded University. (more…)

Proxy Rematch – Humor by Will Durst

Proxy Rematch Humor By Will Durst

Proxy Rematch Humor By Will Durst

Humor By Will Durst

Might want to stuff your pants pockets with sand and hang onto the rail as the ship of state lurches towards the distinct possibility that the election to next command the helm will be between Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton. The brother versus the wife. Sounds like a probate lawsuit.

This promises to be a fabulous development for comedians everywhere, precipitating the resurrection of all our 1992 Bush/ Clinton material. It’s the green thing to do. Recycling meets nostalgia. Together again for the very first time. A rematch by proxy. Now, if only we could coax Ross Perot back into the fray. (more…)

Conspiracy Theorist Denies Olive Oil is Extra Virgin

Olive Oil

Olive Oil

NEW YORK – Guido da Vinci had always wondered how there could so much extra virgin olive oil in supermarkets across the world.

“I mean wherever I went in the world, I could find extra virgin olive oil. A lot of it. Finally, I thought: how could this be?”

“So I did some research on the internet. And I found that more than two-thirds of olive oil that is labeled as extra virgin isn’t really extra virgin. Some of it may be virgin, but lots of it isn’t virgin at all!” (more…)

8 Slightly Probable Explanations for Putin’s Ten Day Disappearance

8 Slightly Probable Explanations for Putin's Ten Day Disappearance

8 Slightly Probable Explanations for Putin’s Ten Day Disappearance

1. Attended a combo Steve Buscemi/Pinterest crafting fantasy camp. (more…)

10 Questions for Hillary Clinton about Her Private Email System

10 Questions for Hillary Clinton about Her Private Email System.

10 Questions for Hillary Clinton about Her Private Email System.

10 Questions For Hillary Clinton About Her Email Situation

Here are 10 Questions for Hillary Clinton about Her Private Email System. (more…)

SNL Iggy Azalea Funny Video Parody Kate McKinnon

SNL Iggy AzaLea Funny Video Parody Kate McKinnon

SNL Iggy AzaLea Funny Video Parody Kate McKinnon

Here a funny Iggy Azalea parody video from Saturday Night Live poking fun of Ms. Azalea’s social media feuds with other minor celebrities. Kate Mckinnon parodies Iggy Azalea. Who doesn’t Miss McKinnon parody? She kills.



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