North Korea Hijacks HarryBalls.com, Offers To Stream “The Interview”

North Korea Takes Over HarryBalls.com

North Korea Takes Over HarryBalls.com

 
First SONY. Now HarryBalls.com.
 
Let me introduce myself. My name is Bo Kim. I am one of the 1.8 North Korean cyber warriors or one of the 1,800,000,000 NK cyber warriors if you are to believe the military industrial cyber complex. In addition to the SONY network invasion, the humble, freedom loving country called North Korea hacked and now owns HarryBalls.com, the ultimate symbol of western capitalism, known to a super select group of users as an irreverent news and information about apps, games, funny videos and humor. North Korea’s bionic and stout leader, Kim Jong-un will post messages to the world using the HarryBalls.com platform. Here’s his first message: (more…)

Rick Perry Battles Birth Control In Support Of Future Texan Nation

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Like many of the GOP figureheads who ran for president in 2012 and continue to shape party perception, Texas governor Rick Perry occasionally presents a political vision that seems somewhat confusing and incongruous. For example, despite once likening homosexuality to alcoholism (implying that it’s a dysfunction that can and should be cured by abstinence), Perry just recently promoted an aide with multiple alcohol offenses on his legal record, as reported by the Dallas News. One wonders if an aide with multiple homosexual relationships in his history would have received the same treatment!

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Chuck Hagel Warns ISIS Well Funded by the Military Industrial Complex

Chuck Hagel Warns ISIS Well Funded … by the Military Industrial Complex

Chuck Hagel Warns ISIS Well Funded … by the Military Industrial Complex

(Busher Report) – Washington, DC. – Chuck Hagel, United States Secretary of Defense warned today that ISIS is “beyond anything we have ever seen before”. (more…)

Top Economists Call for World War III to Save Economy

Top Economists Call for World War III to Save Economy

Top Economists Call for World War III to Save Economy


By Dan Geddes, The Satirist

WASHINGTON – Several leading economists have recently called for a new major war as the best means to solve the world’s six-year old economic crisis.

Nobel-nominated economist Karl Strauss of the University of Chicago stated: “Major war is the time-honored cure for economic stagnation.”

Strauss elaborated: “War is an important variable within geopolitical game theory. Ideally, the President would choose a war that would cause perpetual–yet controlled–wars, such as those described in George Orwell’s 1984. Controlled wars are the best wars for the long-term health of the economy, as well as for maintaining national unity.” (more…)

Drudge Report Will Back Hillary Clinton’s 2016 Presidential Campaign

Drudge Report Will Back Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign

Drudge Report Will Back Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign

Miami, Florida (Busher Report) – Matt Drudge, owner of The Drudge Report, most famous for breaking the Monica Lewinsky Bill Clinton BJ in the Oval office story, declared his plans to throw 150% of his site’s support and traffic to make sure Hillary Clinton becomes the next and first female president of the United States. (more…)

Washington DC NFL Franchise Change Their Nickname to Crackers

Washington DC NFL Franchise Change Their Nickname to Crackers

Washington DC NFL Franchise Change Their Nickname to Crackers

Washington, DC (Busher Report) – Daniel Snyder, owner of the National Football League’s Washington franchise, announced their new nickname, “As of today the Washington DC NFL franchise will be known as the Washington DC Crackers. As soon as the very first person shared their constructive feedback about our previous name we knew we had to act quickly to find a new nickname. We immediately hired a top flight branding consultant to help us find a new identity. After this careful and thorough naming process we concluded the name ‘crackers’ best reflects the Washington DC Capitol Hill residents who are our most important constituents. Some folks prefer crackers with cheese others prefer pate but not matter what everyone loves crackers!


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President Obama Admits He Ordered the Capture of the Prime Benghazi Suspect to Help Hillary Clinton’s Book Tour

President Obama Admits He Ordered the Capture of Prime Benghazi Suspect to Help Hillary Clinton’s Book Tour

President Obama Admits He Ordered the Capture of Prime Benghazi Suspect to Help Hillary Clinton’s Book Tour

Washington, DC (Busher Report) President Barack Obama acknowledged Fox News was right when they suggested that he ordered the capture of the prime suspect in the Benghazi incident purely to help boost Hillary Clinton’s book sales and presidential prospects.

“Everyone knows I owe Hillary a big favor for stepping aside in the 2008 Presidential campaign which cleared my path to the White House. I couldn’t sic the IRS on the Benghazi suspect because a. he’s not an American citizen and b. I have to limit my contact with the IRS right now, besides they would probably lose my email instructions anyway. Fox News really has my back.“ (more…)

Derek Jeter, Lebron James and Jon Stewart To Play Themselves on Game Of Thrones

Derek Jeter, Lebron James and Jon Stewart To Play Themselves on Game Of Thrones

Derek Jeter, Lebron James and Jon Stewart To Play Themselves on Game Of Thrones

New York, NY (Busher Report) Professional baseball player Derek Jeter, basketball star Lebron James and Daily Show host Jon Stewart have agreed to play themselves on Season Five of HBO hit show Game Of Thrones.

Game of Throne’s producers, David Benioff and DB Weiss, shared the news via email, “To say David and I are thrilled beyond belief that Derek Jeter, Lebron James and Jon Stewart have all agreed to join us for the next season of Game of Thrones would be a giant overstatement. David and I have been fans of all three of these guys since never, really. (more…)

Dick Cheney Tells Dick Cheney: I told You Iraq Would Disintegrate Without Saddam Hussein

Jackson Hole, Wyoming (Busher Report) The 1994 version of Dick Cheney reminded the 2014 version of Dick Cheney of his thoughts about Iraq should Saddam Hussein retire from leading Iraq, “The current Iraq ISIS in situation validates my opinion captured in this 1994 video from the American Enterprise Institute that Iraq would be a complete chaotic mess without Saddam Hussein.” (more…)

A Bud of Marijuana Named Sue Interviews The World Cup Trophy

A Bud Of Sativa Marijuana Named Sue Interviews The World Cup Trophy

A Bud Of Sativa Marijuana Named Sue Interviews The World Cup Trophy

(Busher Report) Welcome to the virtual world of Sativa Sue, a beautiful, giant, fragrant bud of sativa marijuana that happens to blog. Some folks called me, Sativa Sue, the Barbara Walters of inanimate objects thanks to my in depth no questions asked interviews with non human things like the Loch Ness Monster, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s Blue Fleece jacket, President Obama’s golf putter, Vladimir Putin’s left nipple, and interviews with words like “Nowhere” and “Oligarchy.”

I am super excited because one of my favorite sporting events, The FIFA World Cup, starts this week in Brazil. The international organization known as FIFA produces The World Cup sporting event which pits the top 32 countries playing the sport most everyone calls football (American’s call it “soccer”) to win the grand prize, a fairly large trophy called “The World Cup”. I am psyched because I, Sativa Sue, scored an exclusive interview with the actual “World Cup” trophy. (more…)

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