Yahoo reported that Apple Maps may have confirmed the existence of the Loch Ness Monster by capturing an satellite image of a creature they say is the Loch Ness Monster. I, Sativa Sue, a beautiful bud of marijuana who happens to publish interviews with inanimate objects like New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s Blue Fleece, President Obama’s Golf Putter and Vladimir Putin’s left nipple, invited the Loch Ness Monster for a 10 question Charlie Rose style sit down interview to discuss Apple Maps and more in my organic office. (more…)
Combative New Jersey Governor Chris Christie released his own unbiased independent Bridgegate report produced by Gibson, Dunn, & Crutcher, a law firm his administration hired to investigate the George Washington Bridge Four Day Traffic Jam caused by the shutdown of three lanes on the entrance to the bridge.
Sativa Sue, a large beautiful bud of sativa marijuana and the only sativa marijuana plant that blogs for the satirical news site HarryBalls.com scored the first interview with Christie’s Bridgegate report. How does an inanimate object like a bud of sativa marijuana named Sue interview a bunch of papers bound together? Magic happens in the world of satirical fiction known as HarryBalls.com. (more…)
Hey there. That’s right, you read the headline properly. I am Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Right Nipple and a seasoned editorial staffer at HarryBalls.com. I volunteered to share a list of my nine favorite sanctions the United States has decided to throw at my countrymen for reuniting Crimea with the Motherland.
1. Must immediately sign up for Obamacare. (more…)
HBO released this teaser trailer for the third season of VEEP, one of the best political satires of all time. VEEP stars Julia Louis-Dreyfus as United States Vice President Selina Meyer who contemplates running for the Presidency. VEEP also stars Anna Chlumsky, Tony Hale, Reid Scott, Timothy Simons, Matt Walsh, and Sufe Bradshow. Gary Cole and Kevin Dunn appear in some of the episodes. Its a pretty, pretty, pretty funny show.
Ms. Dreyfuss won the Best Actress in a Comedy Emmy and Mr. Hale won the Best Supporting Actor Emmy last season. Season 3 hits your TV April 6th.
Daniel Larison, a writer for The American Conservative and Politico, wrote a post about Florida Senator Marco Rubio suggesting in the sub head that “Marco Rubio is going nowhere”. I, Sativa Sue, a beautiful fragrant bud of Sativa Marjiuana interviewed the concept “Nowhere” to get its thoughts on Marco Rubio’s future. (more…)
The bat shit crazy HarryBalls editorial team met Andy Daly, star of a new Comedy Central show debuting March 6th simply called “Review”. Daly stars as Forrest MacNeil, a critic who reviews life experiences like sleeping with a celebity, racism, running from the law, addiction and other fun activities as his family helplessly stands by. You may know Daly from MadTV and other random guest starring appearances.
Cast regulars include Jessica St. Clair, Fred Willard, and James Urbaniak.
Yo! My name is Fleece. Blue fleece. But you should call me Mr. Blue. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie wore me during the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy when he “conspired” with President Barack Obama to sabotage Mitt Romney’s Presidential campaign by reaching across the aisle to “cooperate” with Obama as they jointly surveyed the damage and comforted victims of the hurricane. Imagine a sitting Governor cooperating with the President of the United States to help citizens recover from a major natural disaster. What a horror! (that’s sarcasm, you fuck) Who the freak does he think he is? (more…)
President Barack Obama and Cuban President Raul Castro announced the exchange of secret Santa gifts during the memorial services for the recently deceased Nelson Mandela.
President Obama Gave Castro the actors Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan.
Raul Castro Gave President Obama a called “Suppressing Your Citizens Inalienable Rights for Dummies”
Beijing – Chinese Scientists announced the creation of the first invisibility cloak but humbly admitted they misplaced it and now cannot find it.
Zhang Bo, lead scientist on the “cloak it” project said, “We were so excited to finally create the invisibility cloak after toiling on it for three years. So we decided to celebrate. Who wouldn’t? We started pouring shots of Canadian Club Whiskey, picked up the microphone from the lab’s karaoke machine and twelve hours later..poof…the invisibility cloak was gone. (more…)
NSA’s Prism Project stopped by the HarryBalls.com offices to address France’s accusations that the NSA collected millions of French citizens email addresses.
HarryBalls.com: Hello NSA Prism. Welcome back to the HarryBalls.com. Did you have any problem finding our new virtual office? (more…)