This Week in Poly Ticks by Will Durst

Political Humor By Will Durst

Political Humor By Will Durst


Political Humor by Will Durst

And now for your weekly update in the world of poly ticks.

Run for your lives, people, because it’s complete chaos out there. In the pre-summer rush to wrangle positive press; current presidential candidates, potential presidential candidates, former presidential candidates, former presidents, and current presidents are viciously competing for track space in a freakish spectacle of careening into walls and spinning out of control like souped- up bumper cars during a power surge. To say it is not a pretty sight is similar to intimating that encountering hot oily transmission parts in the bowels of your sleeping bag is not an optimal proposition. (more…)

Crazy Cruzy Humor by Will Durst

Crazy Cruzy

Crazy Cruzy

Humor by Will Durst

Winter is over! Winter is over! Excuse the jubilation, but we ink- stained wretches love the ritual excitement that occurs every spring- before- the Big Quadrennial with the first sighting of a red nose popping out of the presidential wannabe clown car.

This seasonal harbinger is Ted Cruz who announced his candidacy for the highest office of the land. Throwing his 10 gallon hat into the ring at Liberty University, Cruz spoke to an assembly of students whose attendance was required. Mandatory attendance at Liberty University. Sounds like definition of the word “freedom” is fairly fluid for the matriculators of the Jerry Falwell founded University. (more…)

Will Durst: Email Troubles

Humor By Will Durst

Humor By Will Durst

The country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Hillary Clinton’s masterful press conference held in response to the controversy surrounding her email troubles. “It’s all fine. Don’t worry about it. We got it covered. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.”

It appears she might have used a personal email address while conducting government business, but only because she didn’t want to carry two Blackberrys after losing all that weight running around repeatedly saving the world as Secretary of State, thank you very much; and was simply making an attempt to maintain her newly acquired slim profile. Did everybody catch the part about saving the world? Repeatedly? (more…)

Up Is Down By Will Durst

Up is Down by Will Durst

Up Is Down by Will Durst

By Will Durst

Best be advised to sit down, pour yourself a beer and take a deep breath. Because you’re about to hear something that will change your life. Forever. Are you relaxed? Good, because everything you know is wrong. Ain’t that always the way. Just when we think we have it all figured out, somebody comes along with information suggesting we’re so off the mark, we might have taken the neighbor’s car to work, slept with our cousin and brushed our teeth with kitchen cleanser. (more…)

The New Tar Pits Humor By Will Durst

THE NEW TAR PITS by Will Durst

THE NEW TAR PITS by Will Durst

Kind of sad being forced to watch the death struggle of these modern- day dinosaurs. Responsible parents should keep their kids from peering over the Plexiglas railing into the tar pits below to see the huge lumbering antediluvian beasts frenziedly dig themselves deeper into the sticky morass that is gay marriage. Not a sight for the queasy or squeamish. (more…)

Misremembering By Will Durst

Misremembering By Will Durst

Misremembering By Will Durst

Misremembering by Will Durst

Big bad brouhaha over at NBC with anchor Brian Williams misremembering being shot down in a helicopter on a trip to Iraq, when the facts seem to indicate that although he did fly in a helicopter, and was over Iraq, he was not shot down. Well, come on; the guy was close. Got 2 out of 3. They keep you in the bigs with a .667 batting average, right? Well, this time around… maybe not. (more…)

JE SUIS HEBDO By Will Durst

Will Durst Weekly Column

Will Durst Weekly Column

Decades after being dismissed by George S. Kaufman as a genre that “closes on Saturday night,” satire, like the measles and mumps, is making a comeback. And in many quarters, remains the most feared of the three conditions.

Some experts hold to a strict definition: “satire portrays a viewpoint, while intending something different.” The most famous example being Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal,” the essay in which he advised Ireland’s poor to alleviate their poverty by selling their babies as food for the rich. At least we assume he was kidding. Hopefully no besotted chefs replicated his ingredients list. (more…)

Will Durst’s Big Fat Kiss Off 2014 – San Francisco Bay Area Holiday Comedy

Will Durst Big Kiss Off 2014

Will Durst Big Kiss Off 2014

Will Durst one of the country’s funniest political humorist and his comedy team will entertain San Francisco Bay comedy fans in his 22nd Annual Big Fat Kiss Off 2014. The Big Fat Kiss off features 6 comics performing in nine cities poking fun of 2014 happenings like Kim Kardashian’s rear end, ISIS, Ebola, Midterms and Bill Cosby’s shenanigans. (more…)