Ronaldo Apologizes to United States Soccer Fans: Didn’t Mean to Send the Perfect Cross

Cristiano Ronaldo Apologizes to United States Soccer Fans: Didn’t Mean to Send the Perfect Cross

Cristiano Ronaldo Apologizes to United States Soccer Fans: Didn’t Mean to Send the Perfect Cross

Sao Paola, Brazil (Busher Report) – Two days after Portugal’s improbable goal scored in the very last second of the extended injury time against the United States in footballs World Cup Group G action Sunday Christian Ronaldo issued the following apology to United States football fans: (more…)

A Bud of Marijuana Named Sue Interviews The World Cup Trophy

A Bud Of Sativa Marijuana Named Sue Interviews The World Cup Trophy

A Bud Of Sativa Marijuana Named Sue Interviews The World Cup Trophy

(Busher Report) Welcome to the virtual world of Sativa Sue, a beautiful, giant, fragrant bud of sativa marijuana that happens to blog. Some folks called me, Sativa Sue, the Barbara Walters of inanimate objects thanks to my in depth no questions asked interviews with non human things like the Loch Ness Monster, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s Blue Fleece jacket, President Obama’s golf putter, Vladimir Putin’s left nipple, and interviews with words like “Nowhere” and “Oligarchy.”

I am super excited because one of my favorite sporting events, The FIFA World Cup, starts this week in Brazil. The international organization known as FIFA produces The World Cup sporting event which pits the top 32 countries playing the sport most everyone calls football (American’s call it “soccer”) to win the grand prize, a fairly large trophy called “The World Cup”. I am psyched because I, Sativa Sue, scored an exclusive interview with the actual “World Cup” trophy. (more…)