“It seems like Muslim No Go Zones are popping up everywhere. There are at least 11 in the UK, 12 in France, 15 in Spain, 24 in Germany, 37 in Italy, 44 in Greece, 17 in Canada, 63 in Mexico. It’s almost like they are franchising. Maybe they are,” explained Governor Bobby Jindal. (more…)
Apple has been making a lot of covert but less than suble noise about a new auto related project. John Follis CEO of Big Idea Video created this parody image of what he imagines the Apple Car prototype may look like.
Dear Ms. Pascal,
Hello. I hope this note finds you and your loved ones in great happiness, health and fully employed.
Oops. Sorry. I couldn’t help myself. Maybe I’m still a little upset about the accusation that my great country of North Korea orchestrated the hack of SONY Entertainment’s computer network that is more porous than NBC’s Brian William’s explanation of his lies about his 2003 Iraq helicopter experience. Alternatively perhaps I am an angry, spiteful, tyrannical ruler as Seth “I write all my movie scripts stoned out of my gourd which explains why they aren’t so funny” Rogen would have you believe. Either way I hope all is good with you. (more…)
(Menlo Park, CA) – Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook’s young Dobbs Ferry, NY raised billionaire CEO, announced plans to bar real news from all media outlets except Fox News from appearing on both the Facebook web site and within the Facebook mobile application. Facebook will only allow folks to publish fake upbeat news with a untrue but humorous story. (more…)
(Foxboro, MA) – Bill Belicheck, head coach of the New England Patriots, was reportedly shocked at reports of Tom Brady, the team’s quarterback, deflated sense of ego and denies any responsibility for it.
“I really find it hard to believe Brady deflated his ego. I mean look at the guy. Not only is he H married to one of the most successful and beautiful supermodels of all time but he himself could earn a fantastic living as a model. He sired another child out of wedlock with a super, hot actress. He’s richer than Donald Trump. He’s the only active player already elected to the Pro Football of Fame, before me I might add. He won three SuperBowls. He hosted Saturday Night Live. And he’s hung like a large four legged animal.
There’s just no way he purposely deflated his ego. Maybe I have been too busy reading the ebook “Dick Cheney’s Conscience Goes Rogue…Talks Iraq” by John M. Busher but I deny knowing about deflategate. Kim John Un, North Korea’s humble leader declared this work of fiction ‘The funniest interview with Dick Cheney’s conscience he’s ever read.'”
John M. Busher wrote this post. If you appreciate this kind of humor and would like to support Mr. Busher you can buy his short satirical ebooks published through a service called Smashwords. You can read the books on pretty much all electronic devices – PC, Kindle, iPad, Nook etc.
Jackson Hole, Wyoming (Busher Report) – Former United States Vice President Dick Cheney admitted the op-ed piece he co-authored Liz, was way off and in poor taste. Said Cheney, “My straight politically ambitious daughter Liz and I thank everyone, even Fox News, for all the constructive feedback about the Wall Street Journal op-ed we penned together. You see, the only way my daughter Liz can get attention from anyone is to co-write op-eds and other works of fiction with me, a former Vice President of the United States. She wrote the whole thing and quite frankly I forgot to proofread it before we sent it off to the WSJ editorial staff. “ (more…)
Hillary Clinton Hires Actor Alec Baldwin and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie as Her Anger Management Counselors
Chappaqua, NY – (Busher Report) Hillary Clinton, the number one undeclared 2016 democratic Presidential candidate, has hired actor Alec Baldwin and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to serve as her anger management advisors.
Said Ms. Clinton, “While I may possess many of the personality ingredients expected of a United States President, in light of my recent meltdown on NPR’s Fresh Air with Terry Gross, it’s clear I need to work on being more rational, poised, calm and diplomatic when dealing with the lame stream media and absolutely everyone I come in contact with. While assassination worked for the Vince Foster situation, I am pretty sure I might get caught if I continue to take out any human who crosses me. The numbers just don’t work even if I use drones on US soil. (more…)