This Week in Poly Ticks by Will Durst

Filed under Funny, Political Satire, Politics, Satire, Will Durst by on May 26, 2015 at 2:57 pm {no comments}

Political Humor By Will Durst

Political Humor By Will Durst


Political Humor by Will Durst

And now for your weekly update in the world of poly ticks.

Run for your lives, people, because it’s complete chaos out there. In the pre-summer rush to wrangle positive press; current presidential candidates, potential presidential candidates, former presidential candidates, former presidents, and current presidents are viciously competing for track space in a freakish spectacle of careening into walls and spinning out of control like souped- up bumper cars during a power surge. To say it is not a pretty sight is similar to intimating that encountering hot oily transmission parts in the bowels of your sleeping bag is not an optimal proposition. (more…)

Crazy Cruzy Humor by Will Durst

Filed under humor, Satire, Ted Cruz Humor, Will Durst by on April 1, 2015 at 1:45 pm {no comments}
Crazy Cruzy

Crazy Cruzy

Humor by Will Durst

Winter is over! Winter is over! Excuse the jubilation, but we ink- stained wretches love the ritual excitement that occurs every spring- before- the Big Quadrennial with the first sighting of a red nose popping out of the presidential wannabe clown car.

This seasonal harbinger is Ted Cruz who announced his candidacy for the highest office of the land. Throwing his 10 gallon hat into the ring at Liberty University, Cruz spoke to an assembly of students whose attendance was required. Mandatory attendance at Liberty University. Sounds like definition of the word “freedom” is fairly fluid for the matriculators of the Jerry Falwell founded University. (more…)

Proxy Rematch – Humor by Will Durst

Filed under humor, Political Satire, Politics, Satire, Will Farrell by on March 27, 2015 at 3:27 pm {no comments}
Proxy Rematch Humor By Will Durst

Proxy Rematch Humor By Will Durst

Humor By Will Durst

Might want to stuff your pants pockets with sand and hang onto the rail as the ship of state lurches towards the distinct possibility that the election to next command the helm will be between Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton. The brother versus the wife. Sounds like a probate lawsuit.

This promises to be a fabulous development for comedians everywhere, precipitating the resurrection of all our 1992 Bush/ Clinton material. It’s the green thing to do. Recycling meets nostalgia. Together again for the very first time. A rematch by proxy. Now, if only we could coax Ross Perot back into the fray. (more…)

Will Durst: Email Troubles

Filed under Funny, Hillary Clinton Satire, Will Durst by on March 19, 2015 at 11:39 am {no comments}
Humor By Will Durst

Humor By Will Durst

The country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Hillary Clinton’s masterful press conference held in response to the controversy surrounding her email troubles. “It’s all fine. Don’t worry about it. We got it covered. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.”

It appears she might have used a personal email address while conducting government business, but only because she didn’t want to carry two Blackberrys after losing all that weight running around repeatedly saving the world as Secretary of State, thank you very much; and was simply making an attempt to maintain her newly acquired slim profile. Did everybody catch the part about saving the world? Repeatedly? (more…)